Someone once said, "It's always better to sound smarter than you really are." This one rings true on the pitch, as well. Much like saying "supposebly" or "I could care less", the remedial use of the term "offsides" is one that will get any seasoned referee's goat. There is an onside and an offside. While these change with every change in possession, there is never more than one "offside" at any single moment. Therefore a player cannot be "offsides" and use of the term may inspire a humbling response from the referee vocabulary police. To quote Sean Connery, "Here endeth the lesson."

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.